In this article, I analyze the Sixth Circuit’s Sandmann v. New York Times Co. decision, where the court affirmed dismissal of Nicholas Sandmann’s defamation claims against several media outlets by labeling challenged statements as protected opinion rather than objective fact. Unlike the usual focus on truth or actual malice, the court concluded that statements about Sandmann “blocking” a man during a viral incident reflected subjective interpretation, not verifiable fact, and therefore couldn’t support defamation claims. I express concern that this broad application of the opinion doctrine blurs the line between fact and opinion, potentially enabling media outlets to avoid liability even when reporting may be demonstrably false.